The Army Bores Me
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

felinepatronus:

rurone:

ilovecharts:

So You Still Think Homosexuality Is A Sin?
via my mother

I think more people object to homosexuality based on the “ick” factor than are willing to admit it. All that Bible stuff is just a front.

There will never be a day when I don’t reblog this when it shows up in my dash.

felinepatronus:

rurone:

ilovecharts:

So You Still Think Homosexuality Is A Sin?

via my mother

I think more people object to homosexuality based on the “ick” factor than are willing to admit it. All that Bible stuff is just a front.

There will never be a day when I don’t reblog this when it shows up in my dash.

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

Deep deep down, I reckon John has quite a lot of potential

Making Stan Lee seem like a good actor since 2014.

sharpslut:

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

disneyvillainsforjustice:

thesylverlining:

sizvideos:

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yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
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weirdblueman:

tiesaretedious:

hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED

a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK DOWN IN ONE TRY

MY TEACHER JUST STOOD THERE NOBODY KNEW HOW TO REACT

he is rubber band hawkeye

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS