Chicken Biscuit

silverhairedwolf:

is it just me, or does chris evans look freaking amazing in drag

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bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

disneydailly:

My dad made it sound so easy. He’s really good at camping, and how to make fire from rocks and stuff. He used to come to all my sweat lodge meetings. And afterwards, we’d go get ice cream at Fenton’s. I always get chocolate and he gets butter brickle. Then we sit on this one curb right outside, and I count all the blue cars and he counts all the red ones, and whoever gets the most, wins. I like that curb.

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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captreindeer:

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop


*giggles like a mad man*

captreindeer:

reggae-airhorn:

i just logged on can yall stop

*giggles like a mad man*

a-starlit-dream:

veephil:

pizza-rider:

sherlockyouassbutt:

luciferslittlesisterlucy:

AMERICANS MAKE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE I FEEL A BIT SICK

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how else would you make it?

WITH A FUCKING KETTLE HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE!

I am an American and I have never made tea in such an outlandish fashion!

What? Microwave? I don’t understand

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:


battbaby:


With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’





I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police